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Did somebody say

E P I C 

T R I L O G Y ?

Clementines? More like tiny oranges. Seriously, who names these things?

Edie locked her keys in her car this morning, so I’ve been dealing with that. As a result, today’s video is NOT VERY WELL THOUGHT OUT.

8-bit memories and side-scrolling dreams. if only the konami code worked in real life.

ok you guys, it’s time to GET BACK TO WORK!

it’s so cold you guys!

well, after trying for days, i finally got through to the unemployment office and found my claim has been denied and i’ll need to appeal the decision. apparently, no longer living in the same state as my current employer is not a valid enough reason for me to be unable to work there? also, if i get a job and earn X amount of money i’ll be able to refile the claim instead of appealing it?  huh? i need a job to go on unemployment? question mark?

subsequently, i don’t feel like doing a video today. DEAL WITH IT.

hey everyone, this is already my TENTH video!  that means two more weeks have passed and i’m STILL UNEMPLOYED.

it’s like unraveling a giant sweater that someone keeps knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting.

i knew i was in trouble the second i unwrapped the box.